Friday, December 18, 2009

Last (Work) Day!

Last week of working at Strasberg. And last full week of living in New York without having to have a real job or pay rent or really do any of those things that make you into a real adult. Not looking forward to any of that when I really move here.

Also on the list of things that I'm not looking forward to:
1. Packing
2. Unpacking once I get back to Michigan
3. Turning thirty (I am very prone to midlife crises, I feel)

This last week of work was pretty marvelous. Lots to do, because everyone is busy registering for their Winter Session classes. I helped Amanda get Young Actors organized, I called millions of parents about registration.

And I continued my new daily activity of recording all the attendance. And I will be forcing all teachers to take a new seminar called Tim Crouse on Attendance. (Tim Crouse is a fab teacher at Strasberg.) All his Absences are in red felt-tip pen and all the people present are in black pen! INSPIRED. GENIUS. POTENTIALLY WORTHY OF A NOBEL PRIZE. The Peace Prize, obvi, because it keeps me from SHANKING SOMEONE AT WORK.

This week started out kind of lame and picked up as time went on. I spent most of Monday at work wrapping Hannukah gifts for Anna Strasberg's grandchildren. Devil Wears Prada anyone? Anyone? Bueller? RIDICULOUS. But then I wrapped gifts for children in the pediatric ward of the Harlem Hospital, and that was more legit. On Monday night, we had the 305 Holiday Party. Our sponsors were invited, so Amanda and Donna made the trek up to twenty-ninth and eighth to put in an appearance. We ran into Michael Fentin (!) which was marvelous, because I won't be seeing him for quite a while. We ate, we chatted, a good time was had by all.

On Wednesday at work, I was running errands all afternoon, and when I got home, Amanda pulled me into her office and said, "Oh my god, it's Donna's birthday and we completely forgot. Run to Whole Foods and buy a cake! Any cake!" And she shoved me out the door and down the street.

So I am freaking out and I run into Whole Foods like a bat out of hell and yelp at the man behind the counter at the bakery: I NEED A CAKE! ANY CAKE! He believes that I am insane and have a deathly cake addiction. So I calm down enough to explain that we completely forgot our manager's birthday and we need to pretend that we didn't and got her a cake. He picks up a beautiful cake, deftly writes HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA in gorgeous script and off I go.

I call Amanda from outside, she lets me in the back, we dig up some candles and walk into Donna's office, singing Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...

Ummmm, except SURPRISE! It's a party for ME! Because I was an awesome intern!

The problems with this?

I sang Happy Birthday to someone whose birthday is in March. AND I BOUGHT MY OWN CAKE! AND MY "YOU'RE AMAZING, KELLY" CAKE SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!!

Haha, I jest. It was amazing. I was totally surprised and I've never had a surprise party thrown for me before. And they gave me the most amazing present - a hat with ears and mittens like paws! I look like a polar bear! It's precious.

Thursday night I saw Billy Elliot. Notable mostly because I went all by myself! And I won't even eat alone! Yay me!

The show was amahzing. Trent Kowalik did approximately eighteen pirouettes in rapid succession. The dancing was phenomenal. Literally, beyond words. The dialect work was flawless and the story was heartwarming. Wonderful. And the four people next to me left after intermission (!) so I got to move more towards the center for act two.

And today was my last day of work! My main goal was not to cry. This did not happen, even though I'll be seeing Amanda tomorrow. But I cried at the very end. I'm going to miss everyone so much, and the entire semester was just such a perfect experience.

But it's SO REASSURING to know that I'll have a job when I come back here. Donna even put it in writing in my Christmas card, haha, and told me to bring it back as proof of a guaranteed job. That's so much worry off of my life, knowing that I will be able to pay rent when I get back here. I finally have a plan! I haven't had a plan for the last twenty years!

And tonight, Nick and I saw A Little Night Music. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Angela Lansbury: what could be better??? The show was lovely. And lovely is a perfect word to describe it too. Sondheim is a master - the lyrics were witty and beautiful. Catherine's rendition of Send in the Clowns was beautiful and heartbreaking, which was exactly what I was hoping for.

And Angela was PERFECT, as she always is. I literally watched the show and thought to myself, "Angela Lansbury is perfect in this role. How could anyone else have ever played her? It wouldn't work, because the role was waiting for Angela." And then I smacked myself and said, "Kelly! Pay attention!"

However, she stood us up at the stage door again. I understand that she is eighty-four years old and it was very cold out, but STILL. She has now stood us up multiple times. I am very upset.

But I met Catherine Zeta-Jones. And I meant "met" in the sense of "laid eyes on". She signed my Playbill and she was absolutely beautiful. She is one of those flawlessly attractive people who turn heads simply because they are so classically beautiful.

Just. Not. Fair.

Yikes. I want time to just keep spinning out and out and out and slow way way down. I'm only here until Wednesday. Tomorrow we are going ice skating and then seeing Ragtime. Sunday, Nick and I are planning on mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral, Superior Donuts and then our last UCB show. It's going to be Days of Last. And those are my least favorite days. Last Class. Last Walk to Work. Last Jamba Juice. Last Broadway Show. (Yikes, I'll cry again. Gotta stop this line of thought.)

I should also probably pack at some point. (See above: list of things I am not looking forward to.)

Merry Christmas, everyone! I'll see you soooooon!!!
Miss you! Love, Kelly

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Holi-Day!

Remember the last time that I blogged and it was snowing? Marvelous, n'est-ce pas?

MALHEUREUSEMENT, it has not snowed since then. It has rained multiple times (of course, because my rain boots eventually bit the dust and I had to throw them out because "well, it's October - it's not going to rain anymore!", so please raise your hand if you regret that decision. Kelly raises hand. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT) which is no fun.

But since the wonderful snowing/Christmas tree experience, much has happened.

On the work/classes side of things, everything has been great. I had my last classes for everything except Singing and Dialects last week, and it was bittersweet (heavy on the bitter). I ADORED my classes. I won't be sad to see my one crazy scene partner go, but I'll super miss my awesome one, and my teachers were all great and talented and fun and (in the case of Irma) intimidatingly awe-inspiring.

I was horrendously ill for my final scene in Lola's class. She took one look at me and told me to go home and go to bed, but I had dragged myself all the way there, so I was going to perform, dammit. And she told me that I'm hilarious and that I could be on SNL (!) and that she doesn't think I should be going back to Michigan because "credits transfer so why on earth can't you just stay here???".

Needless to say, I walked around high on praise for a few days. Still feeling good about it, actually, haha.

And work has been fun. I have been getting some free lunches out of it, and as everyone knows, I love the lunch. I took approximately six days to register the first and second year NYU students for their second semester, which is about five days and six hours longer than it should take. I'm pretty sure I just kept getting distracted. Amanda would have a story, or someone would start yelling and then all was lost.

I also helped out at Young Actors at Strasberg which is a) exhausting, b) chaotic, c) the most bizarre program in the world and d) the best birth control EVER. Watching fifteen screaming seven-year-olds reenact The Wizard of Oz was potentially the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my entire life. If anyone ever asks you if you want to help out in an acting class for seven to nine year old, just SAY NO. IT ISN'T WORTH IT.

And this last weekend was Young Actors Open House, where parents are invited to attend and watch what their kids did all semester. And I felt terrible for the kids whose parents didn't bother to show up or anything. Devastating. Perhaps this is because I was raised by Rob and Nance Voigt, who not only attended every single thing I have ever been in, but also usually offered to sell tickets, bring pizza to the tech day and gave me flowers afterwards. They also went to every single Evelyn Schuette Choir Concert and Christmas Spectacular. Good for them.

And actually, speaking of Christmas Spectaculars...

WE SAW THE ROCKETTES.

And it was amazing. Carol-singin', high-kickin', wooden-soldier-slow-fallin' and between-5'6"-and5'9"-bein' and everythin'. Calling it a Christmas Spectacular is no hyperbole, my friends. It was so much fun. Radio City is huge, and it was totally decked out in wreaths and holly and mistletoe and lights and trees and it was amazing. And the Rockettes were just so FUN! I saw them a long time ago, when I was little and they came to Detroit, but I had forgotten just how much they do. My favorite might have been the tap dance number to the 12 Days of Christmas. I'm a sucker for a tap dance number. But the LIVE CAMELS at the end also hold a special place in my heart.

LIVE CAMELS. Seriously. Just hangin' out. Celebratin' the birth of Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ. Ain't no thang.

Later in the week, Nicholas and I went to the opera. And let me tell you, there is nothing like a show at the Metropolitan Opera. We saw Il Trittico, which is a group of three Puccini short operas. The first two are tragedies (a man kills his wife's lover in one, and in the second, heartbreaking one, a woman who was sent to a convent for having an illegitimate child finds out that her child died and then she kills herself) but the last is a comedy and it was HIGH-LARIOUS. I love the opera. The set was mobile, and there were THREE DIFFERENT SETS. ONE FOR EACH SHOW. That's incredible. They struck and entire set and moved on a different one in twenty minutes. Beautiful. And then there was a different light design for each one! Aaaggghhhh!!!! The magic of the theatre, my friends. MAGICAL.

Last night, Nick took me to a reading of a new play at MTC. It was called Glenhawk. Sometimes I find it hard to listen to staged readings, but this one kept me engaged. The play is pretty good. It could use a rewrite and a bit of commitment to some of the character choices, but overall it was fun. And more importantly, I got to see where Nick works every day. SO LEGIT. He works in a real office. With a real desk. With a real mug of pens and pencils and a real computer and a real tray with dividers and folders and important looking papers.

Perhaps I am only in awe because I hope to never work in an office, but it was all so REAL. He has a REAL JOB. Wowwwww. Hooray Nicholas!

And that was pretty much the week.

We're getting down to our last few days here, and it hits me a little harder every single day. For a while it was easy to say, "Oh, a month longer. That's AGES." But now we're down to ten days, and I have seriously PACKED those days. I'm excited to come home for Christmas, but sad to end the best semester ever and say goodbye to the best city in the world. Such a double-edged sword (my favorite phrase as of late). Coming home a new person? Maybe. I think just more of a person. Plus also I got a Twitter while I was here. So there's that as well. Haha.

Miss you! Love always, Kelly

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Snow Day!

It snowed in New York today. I have never been happier.

The city is gorgeous at the holidays. This is coming from someone who was transfixed by a picture of the Manhattan skyline when her age was still single digits (read: I've always loved New York). But the holidays make everything magical. (And stop laughing at me...I'm serious here. I have committed to describing the city as magical. Just go with it.) But my love for the holidays knows no bounds. As is evidenced by my need for a Christmas tree, at left.

Case in point: WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO LEAVE NEW YORK??? Nick and I were talking about this today. When we come back after graduation, we are going to need to find actual jobs, pay rent, be REAL ADULTS. This is both unacceptable and terrifying. And this is also assuming we graduate; I prefer to assume that time will slow down to an infinitely slow level and we can just stay in college forever.

But I'll be home pretty soon: two and a half weeks. Where did this semester go? Fastest three months of my entire life.

My classes are almost over, which is the most disappointing thing in the entire world. They were arguably the hardest thing I have ever done, but I think I needed the challenge. School has only moderately challenged me for a while, and it made me semi-lazy. Bad news bears.

Since Thanksgiving:

On Tuesday night at 8:00, Broadway dimmed its lights for World AIDS Day. Nick and I were very excited (not for AIDS, but for seeing the lights dimmed). However, we went to see Fela! instead. So we missed it. But they will dim again. People will die, AIDS research and care will still need awareness. There will be another chance. In the meantime, however, I am still devastated.

Fela! was really good. I didn't expect to like it as much as I did (which always made me feel slightly racist). Afrobeat music has never really been my thing. But what the show lacked in my taste in music, it seriously made up for in crazy technical things. There were gators. On the curtains. And their mouths opened up. (I know this sounds less exciting, but I was ENTHRALLED.)

Plus also...I saw Sting! He was at the show! And he seemed to enjoy it! And he had significantly more facial hair than I remember from the last time that I saw him! I considered telling him that Anne and I are probably the only two people under thirty who have seen The Police more than once in concert, but I (barely) refrained.

On Wednesday, Nick and I headed to Rockefeller Center for the Tree Lighting Ceremony. I got there at 5:00. There were already thousands of people. We could see the tree, but we were a block away from Rockefeller Center. We could not hear the announcers or performers. It was raining. The tree was not actually going to light up for four hours.

We bailed.

But we went back to get After pictures to go along with all the Befores. So we really did get the best of both worlds. I think that counts as a win?

On Thursday, we went to go see Race, David Mamet's other show on Broadway. SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST (Oleanna). It was really good. It was not about a competition to see who arrives somewhere first, but instead about the color of one's skin. It brought up a whole bunch of interesting topics about race, including how anything a white person says to a black person about race is automatically offensive, regardless of their intention. The link on the side of the page under the list of Shows I've Seen is an article in the Times about the purpose and themes of the show. (This is a useful link, instead of the other absurd and random ones, haha.)

This Mamet was performed much better than Oleanna as well. I think it helps that Mamet himself directed it, but the rhythm of the words was spot on in this production. James Spader was on point (as he is wont to be?) and Kerry Washington was nothing to shake a stick at either. The dynamics between the characters were very interesting. At the very beginning, I wasn't sure who Kerry Washington's character was but as soon as that became clear, her relationship towards everyone else in the play became very intriguing.

And then yesterday I was sick all day. I actually got up, got dressed and was about to leave for work when I realized that there was no way I could make it through. So I went back to sleep for about six hours. I need to start sleeping again.

Today was my introduction to the Young Actors at Strasberg program. Most effective form of birth control. I was in charge of the 7-9 year old group, and they all did a lot of screaming. Unnecessary screaming. Yikes.

But at the same time, it was a lot of fun. I wish when I was seven that I had been able to take legit acting classes. I remember taking a musical theatre class that was super fun, but not as legit as the musical theatre class I experienced today.

First, they did as expected: a song and dance routine to I'd Do Anything and You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile. But then they sat down and learned musical terms.

Teacher: Who can tell me what Legato means in Italian?
Student: To bind! (I didn't even know that!)
Teacher: Who can tell me where the emphasis on a word is placed in Italian?
Student: The second to last!
Teacher: And an exception to that rule?
Student: (thinks for a bit) Subito!
Teacher: And what does that mean?
Student: Immediately!

These are words I did not learn until I was significantly older than seven. Wow.
Another quote from the children: "You're a weirdo." "I'm not a weirdo! I'm Arabic!" Hahahaha.

My time in New York is winding down. I am currently four shows away from having seen everything on Broadway. (Superior Donuts, Ragtime, A Little Night Music and Billy Elliot.) Well, that's not exactly true - we didn't see Burn the Floor, but I've accepted that. It wasn't a theatre piece as much as it was a dance piece. So I've come to terms with it. So should you.

At this point, it just needs to be done. They all need to be seen. We already have tickets for A Little Night Music (Angela had betta not disappoint this time!) and hopefully the Ragtime lottery doesn't continue to break my heart night after night.

I'll be home soon...weird, right? Why did I agree to LEAVE???

Miss you! Love, Kelly

Monday, November 30, 2009

Thankful Day!

Long time, no blog. And I apologize, for the approximately two (one?) of you who wait with bated breath. Haha.

This weekend the Voigts Took Manhattan by a windstorm. South Pacific was seen, the Museum of Natural History was visited and Kelly was reunited with the people who are required to love her.

And, more importantly, I hailed a cab. Twice. SCORE.

I am writing this post in between filling out my Program and Seminar Evaluation forms. BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. Seriously. Feels like I have homework again. And different than the fun theatre and acting homework that I get at Strasberg.

Point of the story: I am looking for any excuse to distract myself. And it's been a while since I've updated you on my life.

Last week began with another trip to the Upright Citizen's Brigade, which became the best part of my adult life. I saw Amy Poehler perform improv, and Seth Myers touched me. I have never been happier. Seriously.

The week before Thanksgiving was busy at Strasberg. And I'm not sure why.

Wait, scratch that. I know exactly why.

Because Anna Strasberg wanted a Thanksgiving party, for which there was ACTUAL turkey, cranberry sauce and stuffing. None of which I ate. Though I provided the pumpkin muffins, and it was agreed that they were a smash. (I feel like there's a really terrible pun there, but I got nothin'.)

Nicholas and I also saw Wishful Drinking, which was AMAZING. Carrie Fisher, talking about her experience as Leia, her experience with being bipolar and her experience with Hollywood Inbreeding. A guaranteed HIGH-larious show. Carrie Fisher was hysterical and she also did the show barefoot.

That right there. That's my dream. Be hysterical and barefoot. Often at the same time.

And then my family arrived! Such fun, such laughs! We had a marvelous time. I was a tourist in my own town, which was fab.

Wednesday: Arrival of the Michigan Voigts. The night before their arrival, my sleep was punctuated by dreams that followed a general theme of me answering my phone and hearing, "Hey Kel, we thought we'd surprise you early at work, and we got off the train at the wrong stop. That sign says 'The Bronx' and some guy just offered us crack..." TERRIFYING. But they made it to Manhattan in one piece (well, three...) and we dined together. Allie saw Times Square for the first time the way it was meant to be seen for the first time...at night. And she experience her first Jamba Juice. She declared a Peanut Butter Moo'd to be delicious. Although, unfortunately Nick and my Jamba dealer, Jesus, was not working, so Al didn't get to meet him.

Thursday: Thanksgiving! I LOVE holidays! We woke up SUPER early to get to the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade; we left 305 at about 6:30 in the morning and were three rows in on 42nd St. and 7th Ave. LEGIT. And trying to stay away from my serious bias, I still say the Detroit Parade is better. (This is just like that time we saw the Fourth of July fireworks in Washington DC and the Detroit fireworks were better.) The balloons were really cool and GIANT and I got some awesome pictures, but there wasn't a Briefcase Brigade. SAD. But one day I will walk in this parade dressed as an egg on a tricycle. For no particular reason. Actually, I already have the costume so...

Thanksgiving dinner was also a rousing success, which is good because if it hadn't been, it would have been my fault because I planned it. But it was delish. And the snooty person who answered the phone when I made reservations was not there. Which is good, because I might have kicked him in the shins.

Friday: A bus tour was taken! And it was so fun! I had no idea. I need to get out of my little box of Midtown more often, because we took the downtown loop tour and I saw so many things I had never seen before. I heard someone say the other day, "Why would you voluntarily spend time above 14th St.?" And I might actually agree.

Friday night we saw South Pacific. It was PERFECT. They just don't write musicals like that anymore. Kelli O'Hara was a DREAM as Nellie and the whole production was absolutely marvelous. Even the people in the show who were slightly less than stellar (coughcoughCablecoughcough) - I was willing to forgive them because the rest of the show excellent. LOVED IT.

Saturday: A knee sprain on the part of my mother early in the morn put a damper on this day right quick, but we still managed to have fun with the uptown loop of the hop on/hop off bus tour. I managed to go above 66th St.! Hooray! I made it all the way up to Harlem and the Apollo Theatre. So far uptown! Look at me, takin' the town by a storm.

And then we headed over to North Bergen, NJ: The Restaurant Capital of the East Coast. Except NOT. We drove around for approximately 39823759187 hours before finding an Applebee's. I actually FELL ASLEEP during this process. That's how difficult it was to find a restaurant that wasn't an IHOP or something that doubled as a crackhouse once it got dark.

All in all, it was a successful visit. I had a super lot of fun. Except for the part where the fam was leaving and my mom said, "See you in three weeks, love you."

!!! <-- You are meant to regard this as that motion that I do where I flail my hands and look upset, confused, defiant and slightly indignant all at once.

Three weeks??? Where did the time go? I am NOT ready to go home. I am excited to see my friends and family and for Christmas and everything, but I want to do that for a while, and then move back to Manhattan. I can't wait two more years to be back here!

So I've decided to just deny that I'm going home for an extended period of time. Denial - not just a river in Egypt.

Yesterday, we also saw arguably the worst Broadway show EVER: After Miss Julie. Sienna Miller was so terrible that I want her to take the part of her bio that says, "Studied at the Lee Strasberg Institute" OUT. She was abysmal. Atrocious. A blight on the theatre community.

And there was basically nothing redeeming about the production. I could literally tear it apart, because it was awful. It was an hour and a half, and I walked out thinking it was at least three hours of my life down the drain.

Sum of my life: busy. And some of my classes end next week, which is CRAZY. I don't want it to end! I love my classes, and I love my teachers and I love Strasberg. But all good things come to an end. Sad news.
But I'll be back home soon, brimming with stories and Christmas cheer. Hooray!
Love, Kelly

Friday, November 20, 2009

Non-Theatrical Day!

I'm waiting for my scene partner to show up (her favorite activity is rehearsing at the most inopportune time EVER). And so I will therefore update on my life.

Our conversations tend to go like this:
Kelly: When are you free to rehearse this week?
Scene Partner: Ummm, well, how about on Monday and Tuesday?
Kelly: Perfect. I'm done at 5:30 on those days. Right after I get out of class?
Scene Partner: Wellll...I was thinking maybe on Tuesday morning. At about 7:30, so we have time to rehearse before class at nine?
Kelly: ...They have a 7:30 in the morning too??? I thought there was just one at night.

I don't think Scene Partner realizes that when we rehearse at 7:30, I have to wake up at 6:00. Yikes. Remember high school? Remember when I woke up early every day? Thank GOD that's over.

This week was mucho fun. Good things happened in rapid succession.

On Tuesday, Nick and I ventured to Pace University with the rest of the Strasberg Institute to see the taping of Inside the Actors Studio with Kate Hudson. It was...okay. I kinda hated Kate Hudson (except in Almost Famous), and I still don't love her, but she's better now. Of the women in that family, I much prefer Goldie (First Wives Club, anyone?).

And I would have preferred that they ask her more questions about her actual acting method, rather than about being the spawn of Goldie Hawn (which not only rhymes, but is also something I desperately desire for myself). They never really asked her what her process is for developing a character, or how she approaches a role. So it wasn't so much Inside the Actors Studio as it was Inside Kate Hudson's Family. Psuedo-intriguing, but not what I was looking for.

And Wednesday was the Culmination of my Adult Life. WE SAW THE TYRA BANKS SHOW. Oh. My. God. She is on crack. And I LOVE it.

The day started with getting to walk through the Tyra Door, and then being told to fill out a card with interesting facts about myself. This presented a problem for me. I am overflowing with interesting facts about myself when they are unnecessary (I have never been stung by a bee! I dream in color unless it's a dream about something that has already happened to me and then it's in black and white! I have won lots of spelling bees! I can read mirror writing and upside down just as fast as normally!) but give me a pen and paper and tell me to write interesting facts and I have very few.

I was also limited by the fact that I was concerned that Tyra was going to try to involve my interesting facts in her show (that ruled out anything involving the piano, singing, performing in any way, shape or form or anything that has to do with my nonverbal communication skillz). So I was slightly limited.

The shows were bizarre, but not as crazy as Tyra can get. One of them had a theme of Makeover! and the other had a very loose theme of Body Image. There was a woman who keeps getting plastic surgery sans anesthesia to save money. Crazy woman say whaaat???

And Nick won a dance competition. He won a dance competition against three black chicks and a Latina. I have never been prouder. Should I be called upon to give a speech at Nick's wedding/graduation/deathbed (which is something I will be doing, regardless of whether or not anyone has asked me to), I will recall that moment.

Wednesday, I finally got to see a show of Michael's! The first since...Little Shop of Horrors, circa 2007? Blast from the past, right there. The show was marvelous, and I was very excited. I can't wait until I move back here and we actually get to see all of each other's shows. Yay hooray! Plus I went alone, which is a big step for me. I don't often do things alone (eat, attend shows/movies, sit and do nothing...). So let's all take a moment and be proud of Kelly for taking a Big Step Forward. Haha.

Also on Wednesday, Ed and I had our "second date", seeing Spliterheads in Union Square. Thank Zeus it was fo' free. Because it was not good AT ALL. If anyone ever asks you if you want to watch Splinterheads, say no and go home and do your homework instead; you'll have more fun that way.

Thursday/Friday was also the midnight showing of the new Twilight movie. FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. I don't know if I couldn't find a plot because I haven't read the books or because there isn't one, but it was terribly written, the acting was even worse and Kevin and I spent the entire time making inappropriate jokes. None of which I will repeat. Wildly inappropriate.

A good time was had by all. Except probably for the girls who were there to actually scream at the Lizard Man. They were slightly upset, I imagine. I also found this HILARIOUS.

Dana Tarantino will probably be thrilled that so little theatre has been seen this week. Although this is mostly because of a person named Anthony Vasquez, who wins EVERY LOTTERY IN TOWN. I swear to God, he follows Nick around and wins instead of him. Still furious.

And also: I don't have to set an alarm tomorrow. Mere words cannot explain how thrilling this is to me. Hooray!

The fam arrives in T minus four days. CAN'T WAIT. The Voigt Family Does Manhattan is sure to be an instant hilarious classic, warming hearts and touching souls across the nation.

Either that or we'll wreak havoc. Jury's still out on that one.
Miss you all! Love, Kelly

Sunday, November 15, 2009

New Obsession Day!

New obsession: blogging. As a concept, as an activity, as a way of life.

Haha. Sometimes I crack myself up.

Point of the story: this is really for my benefit anyway, so that a year from now I can go back and read what on earth was happening while I was here. But it's also sort of a life update. Sort of.

Plus also: I'm a sell-out. I got a Twitter. And I'm pretty sure it will be taking over my life. I love that I can update from my phone. Yikes. I might suddenly become obsessed with what Ellen Degeneres is doing today, or what Jason Segal is thinking. I may or may not have a problem.

Anyway, busy weekend. Sort of. It was a lot of busy surrounded by a lot of sitting around and doing literally nothing.

As I said, Friday was another Hair day. Saturday morning was a combination of my final audition seminar and my first real audition! Hooray!

Amanda and I went to Chelsea Studios early Saturday morning to sign up for an audition time, making sure that we would be late enough for us to get to Seminar and back. So we talked to the audition monitor, signed our names up as numbers 46 and 47 and trotted up to our seminar.

The seminar was fine. I was allowed to keep the monologue that I originally chose for myself, rather than being assigned a different one (which I might have preferred, actually, because I am always looking for new monologues to work on - my goal for the end of senior year is to be able to perform twenty because of this article: http://www.monologueaudition.com/ma_why-20.htm).

I don't feel like I learned a ton of things from this seminar. I think it mostly just confirmed everything that I already thought about auditions. But it was nice to have that at least. Kathy (the woman running the seminar) went over my resume and told me what to change, and told me that I was too still during my monologue, and needed to allow for organic movement. She's probably right; I am always wary of moving for the sake of moving, and I think I end up erring on the other side, where I look like a talking 2 x 4.

After Amanda and I did our monologues for class, we immediately peaced out and ran back to Chelsea Studios to...wait for hours on end. Seriously. When people tell you that an open call involves waiting around all day, THEY ARE NOT KIDDING. I could have used that time to write my NYAP journal, jog around the block, memorize a whole new monologue, write a novel and fix the economy. Seriously. WE WAITED FOREVER.

All for this:
Kelly: Hello, ny name is Kelly Rose Voigt and I will be doing a monologue from All I Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. [hands over headshot/resume]
Auditor: Whenever you're ready.
Kelly: [insert monologue here] Thank you.
Auditor: Yes, thank you.

Haha, at the end was a distinct tone of Don't call us, we'll call you. Just as I expected. I'm not too broken up about it. Actually, being cast would have been horribly inconvenient, because I would have had to take a semester off school and find someplace else to live in New York and it would have been a lot of work.

But SUPER awesome at the same time.

And that was my first audition experience. Hooray! I've got one rejection down; hopefully not too many more to go.

The rest of the day was lame. I was on-call again, because Sally's family is here, so I'll be off for the next two weeks, so I can spend T-giving with the fam. Hooray! I'm already getting SUPER EXCITED for them to arrive. I've never been away from home for this long, and it's starting to drive me a little crazy. I miss my bed, I miss my dog, I miss my desk and piano and DVR and family room couch and access to salsa and velveeta dip and car and shower with actual water pressure and mom and dad and sister and stuffed animals and space to store all the crap I own and all my books and having someone else do the grocery shopping and multi-colored walls and also a million other things.

But it's a weird homesick: one that doesn't want to go home at all, but also wants to go home just to be there for five minutes. But I don't want to move away from Manhattan ever. Kind of an inner conflict with myself.

Another new obsession = Upright Citizen's Brigade. I've been wanting to go for a long time, but I've been busy for many Sundays in a row. Today I finally managed to make it and TOTALLY LOVED IT. Chevy Chase was there, as well as a few other New York stand-up artists and it was HILARIOUS.

Plus also, at the very end, they gave away a couple of pairs of tickets to a movie screening that two of the performers are in. To determine who got them, they asked if anyone in the audience was on a first date and wanted to have a second one. My friend Ed, sitting next to me, immediately grabbed my hand and raised our hands in the air. So we got tickets! Hooray! Plus also now we're in love, haha. (This is a joke.)

Tomorrow in class, Jessica and I will be doing our scene. We rehearsed today as well, and I think we're going to be great. Because performing in Irma's class without practicing and adding sense-memory is like trying to put together an IKEA bookshelf with just the instructions. Written in the original Swedish. You have a vague idea what on earth is going on, but you're basically left with a few pieces feebly hammered together and no explanation for what is supposed to happen next. Bad news bears. (See description of her class a few weeks back.)

But we should be fabulous. Also up this week: a trip to see the taping of Inside the Actor's Studio, a taping of The Tyra Banks Show, Michael's show at NYU, "second date" with Edward and the midnight showing of the Twilight movie where I will probably spend most of the time either a) confused about the plot - or lack thereof or b) laughing at the terrifically bad acting or even c) laughing at the crazy thirteen-year-olds screaming at that one guy who looks like a lizard and a hobo had a child with crazy cheekbones. Should be a marvelous time.
Love always, Kelly

PS: I know this is kind of unnecessary, but I like blogging. So I will, even if I don't really have anything to say. So there.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Lottery-Winning Day!

I've seen three musicals this week, and I do NOT hate it. A good time was had by all.

After seeing Next to Normal (see previous post), Nick and I spent a few days doing a whole lot of nothing. Which was actually really nice. Although it probably would have been smart of me to have used that time to actually do something like memorize a few monologues or memorized some scenes or just basic memorization. Haha - that's basically all I do. I lead a sad existence.

So after spending Tuesday and Wednesday basically hanging out at home and watching Glee or lots of unnecessary episodes of Tool Academy, we decided it was necessary to see another show. (Dana Tarantino would be furious - she told both Nick and me in fairly uncertain terms that we had theatre-itis and needed to experience more culture. We took this to mean "Go to the Met one day, and then see more Broadway.")

So we tried the lottery for In the Heights. And I won! Hooray! Nick decided he was gonna show up late, so he was lucky I was there and that I took some Felix Felicis. I love winning lotteries. There is no other feeling that having someone draw out a piece of paper and hesitatingly say, "KELLY...Vo-it?" A wondrous feeling. Although I think that because you endured the agony of waiting (this is mostly just for In the Heights, where the girl takes her SWEET time pulling out names, and then stops and contemplates why she was put on this earth in between each one), you should be allowed to choose where you sit so you aren't always all up in the grill of the Broadway stars. Let's also agree not to discuss the run-on potential of that last sentence. It's cutting it close.

In the Heights was fabulous. Made me wish I were Hispanic, haha. We had an understudy for one of the main guys and I didn't even know, which was nice because I didn't go into the show thinking, "Oh, understudy. Lame." I sometimes feel superbad for the understudies because everyone walks into the show assuming that they just aren't going to be very good. But when you think about it, they still work for a Broadway production. It's not like they are street performers. Still legit.

I was fascinated with the set for In the Heights. It takes place in Washington Heights, way uptown (which is interesting for me, because I've never been farther uptown that about 80th St, and this took place at 189th St). And the level of detail to the set was AMAZING. They had an ATM. They put graffiti on everything. The neon sign flickered. There were subway signs. It was exquisite.

The only weird thing about the show was because we were in the front row and we could see the actors in detail. One of the main girls is supposed to be returning from her first year of college (therefore about 19 years old) and it was clear she far too old for any of the undergraduate nonsense.

And today, Nick won the Hair lottery! So against my better judgment, I chose not to do all the work I need to get done and joined him for a second performance of Hair. I still couldn't see, which was the most disappointing thing in the world. What happens in the Broadway production of Hair center stage and stage left? I have no idea. I am all about the activities that take place down right, however. Got that stuff MEMORIZED.

And it was my second Broadway debut. Hooray! Now I just need to wait for my Broadway debut with actual lines and blocking and curtain call. That'll be a good day too.

At work this week, I did a whole bunch of unnecessary things. They've started giving me a lot of free reign with what I do throughout the day. And I've realized the reason that they all have to work all the time: it's because they don't get anything done throughout the day. A random sampling of the bizarre things I did this week:
1. Watching Donna draw a Thanksgiving dinner on a dry-erase board. Which I followed up by drawing my own turkey, outlining my open hand and coloring it in. Oh the nostalgia.
2. Rubbing Pat's shoulders
3. Accompanying Pat to JC Penney in Harold Square so she could buy a winter coat. I served as fashion consultant.
4. Carrying approximately 8371947139 boxes up six flights of stairs and organizing the 19875198237698619384 files in the 8371947139 boxes alphabetically.
5. Printing my own headshot on Strasberg's photo paper
6. Convincing Amanda that she is not crazy (this was done about eight times a day)
7. Watching Aaron (the other intern - the legit one who gets paid) do laps around the office because he is an unnecessary member of the office and doesn't have enough to do to fill the day. I think I'm going to start some kind of betting pool where we guess how many times he will pass the windows.
8. Planning Lee Strasberg's birthday party for November 17th. (He died in 1982. Has anyone told Anna Strasberg?)

Ridiculous. My job is bizarre. But I love it.

And tomorrow I have my final audition seminar, where we get to perform for Dana Tarantino, Kathy Rossiter (the woman who ran the seminar) and Mama Linda (the woman who basically RUNS the New York Arts Program).

Following which, I will be going on MY FIRST REAL AUDITION. Amanda and I will be heading over to audition for a national tour of a stage production of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. I'm pretty excited. I don't have any serious expectations about this and am expecting some rejection, but I'm excited for the experience. It'll give me an idea of what life will be like in two years (not that I'm talking about moving on into the real world - because I'm trying to convince myself that we'll be in college forever).

But wish me some serious broken legs anyway! I mostly just don't want to look like a fool in front of real casting directors. Yikes!
Love always,
Kelly

PS: Did you know that plants, like people, can get fevers when they are sick? How does that even work???

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Next Day!

What did I do with myself for the last week of my life? That's a good question. I have no idea. Time passed quickly, some shows were seen and I have no idea how an entire week went by.

Early in the week, my friend Sally got comp tickets to Oleanna through her internship at EST, so I was her plus one. I'm very proud of David Mamet, because he currently has two shows on Broadway. New goal for myself: star in a Broadway show and have a show that I wrote running on Broadway. Best of both worlds. So A-1 Dave!

Oleanna was very good. It's a he-said/she-said story in which the girl comes across as CRAZY because she accuses a professor of sexual harrassment when he clearly never touched her, and the afteraffects of that accusation. Very interesting. But it's written in typical Mamet-style, so the dialogue is very rapid and half-finished. The main complaint that I had with the show was that Julia Stiles stalled the rhythm a few times, which was no good. She had lines that were written to be cut off, but she didn't have anything to say past what was written, so it sounded awkward. But it was ninety minutes with no intermission, which is Nick and my preferred method of seeing a show, haha. But you can give me Save the Last Dance or 10 Things I Hate About You any day of the week.

On Friday, Nick and I saw In the Next Room (or the vibrator play). Yup, it's about what you think it's about. (And the parenthetical statement there is actually in the title of the play - I'm not just elaborating for your benefit or indulging myself in my love for parenthetical statements.) It's by Sarah Ruhl, who is one of my recently-discovered new favorite playwrights. Her plays are funny and engaging and touching and beautiful. This play took place in the late 1800s and it talked about the cures used to fix "hysteria" in women before the turn of the century. Very interesting because it was also historically accurate. And the end of the play was poignant and beautiful. Highly recommended. And it SNOWED. I'm a sucker for precipitation on stage. And clearly so is Broadway this season.

The rest of the weekend was nondescript. I was on call on Saturday, and Nick worked all day, so I spent most of the day doing nothing. I had my seminar in the morning, and we worked our monologues for the first time. Everybody did really well, so it was a successful seminar. I got the first line of mine out then completely BLANKED and had to start over, which was not cool. Let's hope I never do that in a real audition. For real.

(Speaking of: I'm going to a real audition on Saturday! Non-equity open call for a national tour of Tales of a Fourth-Grade Nothing. Children's theatre? Ummm, I'll take a paycheck.)

Saturday night Nick was still working, so I spent the evening watching the Farmington High School Marching Band perform at States. I was able to stream the performance live online, which was AMAZING. I am SO PROUD of my little seestor.

And Sunday I got to spend some time with Adam Cuthbert, blast from the past from high school. He was performing in New York as part of GVSU's New Music Ensemble, so we got a chance to walk around the city and I kept him from getting horribly lost. I also saw his performance which was crazy, unusual, new and fun, but mostly crazy.

Most importantly: today. GRAND DAY. My scene partner and I did a half-and-half of our scene and it REAFFIRMED why I do theatre. It was amazing. SO MUCH FUN. And I've always had trouble with anger on stage and making it real instead of a flat, contrived anger. IT HAPPENED TODAY. For literally twenty minutes after finishing the scene, I still kept feeling the adrenaline rush and my whole body was shaking. It was amazing. And Irma loved it, so don't worry - I didn't cry this week, haha.

And then we went to the Next to Normal lottery and Nick's name was the first one called! And my name was the eighth one called, so I didn't even need the tickets! So we got to see Next to Normal and it was FANTASTIC. Alice Ripley is still INSANE, but she has got a serious set of pipes. For real.

The story was devastating and haunting and beautifully written and the two females in the show were the epitome of perfect. LOVED IT.

Following which, we were on our way to Jamba Juice when we saw that the Bernadette Peters Benefit had just let out of the Minskoff Theatre next door. So we hung out for a while and took some photos of: Martin Short, Mary Tyler Moore and BERNADETTE.

All in all, BEST DAY EVER.

Still missing you all! Love, Kelly

PS: Sad news - I ended my last post with the plan to see Aida at the Metropolitan Opera. Unfortunately we did not get tickets. But we plan on seeing Turandot next week. And everybody loves some good Puccini.

PPS: The title is a reference to the fact that I saw two shows with "Next" in the title. Not that this is being written on the next day. There was apparently some confusion, haha.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloweekend Day!

This week has been quite long, but culminated in the BEST HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE IN NEW YORK. I love Halloween. For real.

To start at the beginning of the week:

On Tuesday, Nick and I saw Memphis, which is a new musical that recently opened. I thought it was really good. It takes place in Memphis, obvi, in the 1950s, and was written by David Bryan (of Bon Jovi fame). It tells the story of Huey Calhoun, the first DJ to play music by black artists on a major radio station. The choreography was brilliant and the songs were amazing. I was very emotionally attached to all the characters, even though the dialogue in between all the songs was slightly sparse. It was still marvelous. (First act better than the second however. Not by a lot, but all the conflict happened and resolved in the first act, and then there was a tiny bit of new conflict later. Which is bizarre, and made the show feel slightly lopsided.)

On Friday, the RAs of the 305 threw a smashin' Halloween party. I basically used this as an excuse to throw another Albion College Players Halloween party, haha. We ate candy and cupcakes, Single Ladies was played on repeat, costumes were judged and certificates were given (literally the exact same ones I printed last year for Players with the name changed) and most importantly...doughnuts on a string! It was a knee-slappin, rip-roarin' good time. Fun fact: Nick won Most Creative costume again. How does he do it???

And Saturday...Halloween!!! The day started off normally, with a whole lot of doin' nothin', but became chaotic at about 4:30 when we all realized we needed to eventually get into costume. For we were heading to the parade! Reference: http://halloween-nyc.com/. Anyone in costume is allowed to walk in the parade; unfortunately, my costume as Little Edie Beale was slightly unrecognizable (I looked vaguely Islamic which is slightly offensive and also just unnecessary).

Something else unfortunate: it was a perfect evening to sing Don't Rain On My Parade. It poured. Buckets. Sheets and sheets of rain came down and I was completely soaked and my feet hurt and it was very sad. But I was in the parade and that was super fun. There were some AMAZING costumes (my personal favorites: Jon and Kate + 8 and Legends of the Hidden Temple) and the floats were pretty cool. And it was mostly just a really fun experience to have.

Because Halloween in New York is crazy. Everyone dresses up. Everyone. There were people of all ages and all walks of life at this parade. I clearly did not get the memo that you are supposed to go all-out on your costume, because I basically dressed out of my closet. I was unaware that you are supposed to plan your costume for MONTHS and spend hundreds of dollars. Ooops.

All in all, I count it as a successful Halloween. Hopefully, next time I'm here it will not steadily rain throughout the festivities. Cross your fingers.

And today was a Two-Show-Day, which is my favorite kind. First we went to the matinee and closing performance of Brighton Beach Memoirs.

It was amazing. I'm scared of committing to this phrase but: I think it may be my favorite Broadway show. I literally cannot explain how amazing this show was. The entire cast was flawless, individually and as an ensemble. The relationships between the characters: brother to brother, father to son, mother to son, cousin to cousin - all perfect. The set was absolutely beautiful - they built a house onstage. Literally, a house.

The only complaint I have is one light cue. That's it.

It's completely devastating that it's closing after only nine performances. Stupid modern audiences don't want to see straight plays anymore and stupid tourists can really only be counted on to go see Big Broadway Musicals. So straight plays struggle and something not good like Finian's Rainbow can get rave reviews and survive while Brighton Beach Memoirs doesn't get enough ticket sales to continue.

Plus also I met Neil Simon. Who is the most adorable, grandfatherly man ever. And I idolize him, haha. Awkward moment in Kelly's Life: Neil Simon came out of the theater and Nick, Amanda and I had no idea who he was. We just kept asking, really loud, "Who on earth is that random man everyone is stampeding? Why would they want him to sign their Playbills?" And a man finally took pity on us and hissed, "That's Neil Simon." Haha, we were kind of awkward. But I basically love Neil (yeah, I call him Neil). I forget how fabulous his writing is, especially because it's the kind of writing that needs to be said aloud to get the timing and humor and everything. MARVELOUS.

And then we followed it by watching a performance of Still Life. Ummmm, if anyone ever asks you, "Would you rather watch Still Life or break your own collarbones with a crescent wrench?" you should think long and hard about that decision. Well, I exaggerate. But it wasn't good. And I am seriously in the minority when it comes to that opinion because everyone around us loved it. At one point during the show, I audibly said, "So unnecessary" and the guy behind me said, "So intense." Ummm, I beg to differ.

A few samples of the show's quality:
1. It was impossible to determine the character's names. Somehow they never really came up during the first act, which made it impossible to match a bio to an actor.
2. A few completely unnecessary dream sequences with the main character's dead father.
3. A throwback to a 5 Women Wearing the Same Dress moment, when one of the characters just pulled out a little bag of cocaine. For real???
4. The show managed to mix together a womanizing prick, a feminist argument, cancer, father issues, drugs, the downhill slope of the American culture and a huge relationship-betrayal and fear of commitment. SYSTEM OVERLOAD.

The saving grace of the whole Still Life experience? It was at the Lucille Lortel Theater, which is the one with all the stars of famous people outside. And that's just a good time.

Plan for tomorrow: seeing Aida at the Metropolitan Opera. Hooray!
Miss you all! Love, Kelly

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Cultural Day!

Here's the thing: very little has happened in my life since I last updated, but Nick writes in his blog all the time and I have no idea how he does it.

So my new plan: chatter like a monkey until I have absolutely nothing left to say. And beat Nick. (With a stick as well as in Number-of-Legit-Blog-Entries.)

This weekend was semi-busy. Saturday morning was largely spent in an activity I like to call Waiting for Nick to Wake Up. Followed by a wonderful trip to The Met, which was AMAHZING.

The easiest way to describe The Met is GINORMOUS. Literally. You walk in, and there are rooms and rooms with little offshoots of rooms on either side of you, which have hallways to other rooms and it's this huge labyrinthine mess that is IMPOSSIBLE to navigate. (They have maps everywhere, but I cannot think spatially, and maps need to be oriented like the layout or I just can't figure it out. Ergo, useless maps.)

I always forget how much I like museums. I was just at the DIA this summer and I had already forgotton how much I like museums. Nick and I started in Greek and Roman art and it always shocks me that something manages to last for so long. Thousands and thousands of years, and sculpture is still intact (well, often sans nose. But hey).

Think about it for a second. Thousands of years. Wow. And the detail on sculpture is incredible. A woman's feet actually looked like feet. There was a bust of a head and the guy's lips were slightly parted and you could see the teeth. The detail was enough that you could see the tips of teeth inside his mouth! Wow.

We also got to see a special exhibit of Vermeer, which was amahzing as well. Vermeer painted Girl with a Pearl Earring. He's most noted for painting women and girls performing ordinary and daily tasks. I'm using this painting for my acting exercise in class on Tuesday: http://wahooart.com/A55A04/w.nsf/OPRA/BRUE-6WHL79/$File/G.jpg (Also, please note that this website is called Wahoo Art. That just sounds like a good time.)

We spent some time looking at Impressionists and saw some Rodin, Claudel, Monet, Manet, Van Gogh, Seurat (disappointing lack of that painting from Sunday in the Park with George--it's in Chicago and I'm slightly upset about it). We saw some artist self-portraits (think Andy Warhol) and some intriguing photos taken by a man who traveled around the US and photographed average Americans. There were some photos from the Detroit area, but none in places that I recognized.

Case in point: Nick and I probably saw less than half of The Met. Which is probably for the best, because he almost destroyed a painting (accidentally, he says, but I've heard him rant and rave about art and how much he hates it. You should hear him: "Artists! Pah! I'll show you art!" [At this point he makes an obscene gesture.] It's really quite insensitive of him.). But we'll go back and pay less money this time. Recommended prices, bee tea double you, are my new favorite things.

And then, after our day of immersing ourselves in culture and high class, we went home and watched a made-for-MTV movie called My Super Psycho Sweet 16, which is like the TV show except with a psycho killer and a lot more blood.

LEGIT.

And today was a whole lot of nothing followed by a spur of the moment venture to see if tickets for Mary Poppins were available. They were. We partook. And I really liked it. My fam did not enjoy when they saw it in Chi-town, but the cast was great and the choreography was so fun. And Mary Poppins flew! SO CLOSE TO US. I COULD HAVE REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED HER AND WE WERE IN THE FRONT ROW OF THE MEZZANINE. That's far away from the stage. She was flyin' like CRAZY.

Plus also the set was brilliant. Literally brilliant. It rotated and moved and went up and down and there were about 9873249817359187 screens in about a .000000003 foot space and it was designed with this crazy economy of space but attention to detail that literally blew my mind.

And Christian Borle (formerly married to Sutton Foster, which was the cutest Broadway couple ever before their divorce, which is just sad) tap-danced UPSIDE DOWN ON THE CEILING. So legit.

So I dunno what my crazy fam was thinkin', but I liked Mary Poppins.

And if anyone has any Halloween costume suggestions, I would love to hear them! Hooray!
Love, Kelly

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Postage Day!

This week has been a lot of the usual. A few classes, a bit of Broadway, ya know.

Work has been pretty same old. I'm still doing a lot of filing and a lot of organizing. Which I love, because I would be hard-pressed to find a chart or graph that I don't like. Nick and I were talking about that the other day, and how fulfilling a good graph can be. True story.

This week began with my Irma Sandrey acting class, which was quite possibly the most humbling experience of my entire life. My scene partner and I did a scene at the end of a play called Look Back in Anger by John Osborne. And my teacher TORE IT APART. I have never gotten that much criticism in ten minutes in my life. It was awful. She talked about how obviously my scene partner and I weren't ready, and it was clear that I had not worked hard enough and I wasn't doing any of the exercises that had been assigned. At the end, she found some nice things to say, but it was still devastating. However, I managed to wait until AFTER class to cry though, so my class didn't have to see that. Let's talk about things that would be awkward.

1. Asking a woman who is not pregnant when her baby is due.

2. Being recognized by someone who clearly knows you well whose name who just can't recall

3. Crying in front of your entire acting class and seasoned-Broadway performer and teacher Irma Sandrey.

Yikes. No good.

Point of the story: in retrospect, I'm glad I got the criticism. I needed it. I don't get very many objective opinions at Albion, and I think that even though classes here are ridiculously difficult, I will come home a better performer because of it. So it's legit.

The next day, my other scene went much better, even though my scene partner had a minor freak-out onstage when she mixed up a few lines. She was a lot more upset about it than I was, because I just switched what I had to say to match her questions but she got slightly confused. Whatev. My movement teacher told me I have a wonderful stage presence and my singing teacher liked my singing and told me what to work on for next week.

Plus also I learned a Cockney accent. Ergo, I will never again be speaking in American English.

We also saw Finian's Rainbow and West Side Story this week. (The first was compliments of the New York Arts Program. Thanks Dana Tarantino!) Finian's Rainbow was abound with some terrible Irish accents and a lot of very similar sounding songs, but it wasn't bad. The best part was that at the end, a circular arc downstage lit up like a rainbow. So fulfilling. Also please take note of Nick's garb - he dressed for the occasion with my (semi) rainbow scarf tied as a tie - as scarves always should be. Clearly Sally and I did not get the memo. I also didn't get the memo of Dress-Nice-For-This-Show-Guys, because I came directly from class. Which was sad.


And West Side Story was really good. The lights were great and the girl who played Anita was FANTASTIC. A lot more of the show was done in Spanish, which was very interesting. Sad for me, because I didn't actually understand it, but the actors did a very good job of portraying what they were saying even though it wasn't in English. And having the Puerto Ricans speak in Spanish allowed them to keep part of their culture and make them seem less of the bad guys (this is a paraphrase from an article about the show - I did not think of that myself, I just happen to agree with it). Plus also I was mostly just rooting for Karen Olivo, who was amazing as Anita. For real.


Yesterday a few of us went to go see Where the Wild Things Are. AMAZING. LOVED IT. But of course I did: that's the kind of movie that is basically made for me to love. And of course I cried, because I'll cry at anything: stubbed toe, traffic, spilled milk etc.

And tomorrow is my first day of my new seminar, which is an audition clinic. I'm pretty excited, because you can never learn too much about auditioning. Hooray! And then Nick and I are going to go to the Met (-ropolitan Museum of Art, not -ropolitan Opera). I'm very excited. Part of my homework for acting this week is to pick a painting and memorize every detail so we can do a sensory memory exercise based on the painting. So I will memorize a painting that I really like, then in class on Tuesday, I will imitate the painting and create the surroundings and story of whoever the subject is.

And I would like to thank the three people who FINALLY mailed me things! They all arrived on one day and it was the MOST EXCITING THING EVER!!! So thanks Aunt Pat, Ruth and Allie! You guys are the BEST.
Miss you all! Love, Kelly

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Touristy Day!

For a summary of my life recently, I would recommend some serious Facebook stalking. Friends, I know it will be difficult, but I have faith that you are all experienced stalkers, and you have developed the stamina required to look through the million pictures.

Because it was a Weekend of Epic Proportions (TM). Diane Laban, Scott Laban and Beka Kroesing all came, and took the city by a storm. I could go into intimate detail, but that would literally be eleven million paragraphs and I don't think any of you are really that interested.

The most interesting thing that happened to me this week was that my Monday acting class was taught by Anna Strasberg. Yes, THE Anna Strasberg. Of Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute fame. (She's Lee Strasberg's widow.)

It was the most amazing experience of my life. She is the most vibrant, energetic, passionate, elegant and present person I have ever met. She goes off on tangents, but I don't even care because I learn SO MUCH. We played Red Light, Green Light during class, and froze at the red light parts to show that sometimes we really do move our bodies in weird ways, and to see what it's like to have coiled and reined-in energy at our disposal. She had me do an improv based on a Hemingway play and told me I did really well.

It was incredible. She's amazing. And my favorite quote of the class (if you haven't seen my Facebook status): "Now, I know you kids know how to move your hips. I see you, listening to your Bruce Springsteen...he brings out something crazy." RIDICULOUS.

The rest of the week was business as usual, until the weekend. Nick's fam showed up on Thursday (which was awesome because I FINALLY got to see Scott, my favorite Laban brother). And then on Saturday morning, Beka arrived!!! Hooray!

I kicked off the weekend with my attempts to get to the airport. As is the status quo when either Anne or I (or, heaven forbid, both of us) try to travel somewhere, it is ALWAYS MORE DIFFICULT FOR US. Subways are basically no longer running on the weekend. And the people who work for MTA are NOT HELPFUL. I scampered over the entire island of Manhattan before calling Nick and waking him up and having him help me find a working subway station. I should really get a GPS on my phone or something.

So when Beka and I were reunited (approximately an hour after we should have been), the day began. We dropped off Beka's stuff, went to lunch with the Laban clan and headed off to take the Staten Island Ferry.

I'm pretty sure people just like the ferry. There isn't anything on Staten Island. I actually had no intention of actually getting off the ferry. I just wanted to ride it right back home. This was not an option, but I did not leave the ferry area. The boat ride was a good (and windy) time however.

Saturday also brought a sobering trip to Ground Zero, a jaunt around Greenwich Village (where we gazed upon apartments we will never be able to afford, but would LOVE to steal) and a long and hard search for Little Italy. The search was eventually fruitful when we found a wonderful Italian restaurant where we were led through a dark hallway that was sketch to the maximum before emerging in a really nice restaurant.

Saturday night we also went to the top of the Empire State Building late at night, a la Sleepless in Seattle. Except for there were tons of people there and I did not fall in love whilst up there. Except with Beka. It was cold and windy and expensive and a long line, but totally worth it. We saw the Flatiron Building and the Chrysler Building and other famous buildings, and Nick and I found our building! Hooray! This was mostly exciting, because I like anything that reminds me that I live in New York City. I am obsessed with this concept, because it is still a little hard to wrap my mind around.

On Sunday, Beka saw her first Broadway show in the form of Shrek: The Musical. A good time was had by all, and Beka got to meet Broadway stars at the stage door later. Nick and I were stood up by Sutton Foster for the third time (!) and I was not thrilled. I had an elaborate plan in which I told her that I am from Troy (because she is from Troy) and when she asked me about it, I would answer as if I were my cousin. Alas. Alack.

Plus also on Sunday we frolicked in Central Park, which is always one of my favorite activities. It was the last nice day of the season, and Beka and I managed to fit in Strawberry Fields, the Alice in Wonderland statue, Belvedere Castle, the Turtle pond and the Great Lawn. Plus she was fascinated by the street performers.

On Monday I had to go to class (see above), but Nick and Beka ran around the city like maniacs. However, I did not go to class until after going to The Today Show that morning, where we saw a small child perform. He is approximately 14 and beloved in the 10-14 year old girl demographic. Those girls were CRAZY. Seriously. Why weren't they in school???

The rest of this week has been pretty normal. The New York Musical Theatre Festival is going on, and Nick and I saw In Therapy with Celine earlier this week. This is a musical based on the music of Celine Dion.

Life just doesn't get any better.

To clarify, this musical does not take itself seriously. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

We also saw Open the Dark Door today, which was very good. It needs a little work before being professionally produced either on or off Broadway, but it was still very enjoyable. And tomorrow we will be seeing Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind, which is an ensemble piece in which the actors perform 30 two-minutes plays, chosen from a list of...I don't know. A lot more. Tres exciting. Especially because the tickets were free. Unfortunately, the show is at 10:30 and the theatre is a forty minute walk away. Eeek. No fun.

I know I promise this every time, but I really am going to try to update this more regularly. Not even for your sake. I'm concerned that in six months I'm going to read over this and want to remember what I did while I was in New York and my reactions to being here and I just won't have anything real written. Because I go so long in between updating that all I can do is give a quick summary of everything, rather than go into the detail that I would love to have.

So we'll see how it goes. I'm very busy, especially until Tuesday of next week, but hopefully I manage to get more done.

Remember to mail me things. Seriously. None of you has taken me up on that yet. Lamefaces.
Love, Kelly

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Lesson Day!

No longer sick! Yay hooray! Let's all breathe a sigh of relief, mostly out of happiness that we can all breathe through our noses AND our mouths! How novel!

On a completely different note...

I feel like sometimes this blog ends up inadequately describing this New York experience. I think it comes across as slightly random and haphazard (obviously a rather apt way of describing my life), but that isn't necessarily my intention.

Living here is amazing and scary and exciting and exhilirating and inspiring and exhausting and might be the best thing that has ever happened to me. Part of me is actually slightly upset that I've kind of set into a routine, because I'm scared that it means that I'm not actually truly taking advantage of everything I possibly can.

Part of me knows that the fact that I have seen so many shows and made so many great new friends and learned so many things from my teachers and that I go to bed truly exhausted every night means that I'm taking advantage.

But there's another nagging part of me that thinks that I need to stop staying in every Wednesday so that I can watch Glee, or that I should literally only be at home between the hours of midnight and eight AM. Which is obviously impossible, but I still think that.

But, I give you...

Things I Have Learned From Living in New York (Part I):
1. Everybody smokes.
I say this with no exaggeration. Literally. Everybody. It almost makes me want to take up smoking so that what I inhale isn't second-hand. At least then it'll be my choice! But it is impossible to walk down the street without walking behind, next to and in front of someone smoking. Classes have cigarette breaks. People are incapable of doing a task for more than an hour because they need a cigarette. I feel a little left out, until I remember what it is exactly that they are doing (breathing in tar).

2. Everybody looks beautiful, all the time.
It doesn't matter where you are going, or what you are going to do when you get there. Going to the theatre requires the same outfit, shoes and makeup as going to the grocery store on a Saturday morning. Walking around in sweatpants Just Isn't Done.

3. All stores have multiple floors.
This one took me a long time to learn, actually. I had some confusing days when I simply got angry at stores. I walked into a Duane Reade (a store similar to a combination of CVS and Target that's only in New York) just after arriving and REFUSED to believe that it did not sell Ziploc bags. I actually got completely unnecessarily furious and stormed out. True story. I also got mad that the KMart on 34th Street only sold women's clothes. Turns out in both of these stories if I had just ventured downstairs I would have located the Ziplocs and binders I was seeking.

4. Everything costs money.
This one is slightly self-explanatory. Things that wouldn't cost money at home are paid for here. These include but are not limited to: bathrooms, cups of water in restaurants, every ride individually at Coney Island.

5. Walking a mile or so to work is not only common but expected.
In high school, I drove the two and a half miles back and forth everyday. Today I walk 1.4 miles to work and back again at the end of the day. This is not uncommon. Blows my mind.

6. It is harder to make a meal than I originally thought.
At home, a meal consists of a Main Food, plus salad, rice, vegetable and bread. When I eat here, I eat macaroni and cheese. Or pasta. Or cereal. Or a quesidilla. No side dish. It's always too much work. At that point, I don't even care anymore. Being an adult is HARD. Besides, I'd rather spend money on seeing shows than eat.

7. Having "Broadway" in the location venue does not necessarily imply quality.
We have seen many off-Broadway shows that were AMAZING, but we have also seen some that made me think, "Well, OBVIOUSLY I can make it in theatre because THAT ACTOR got cast. If they can do it, so can I." While this is slightly comforting in the sense of job security, it's also disheartening that somehow things that aren't very good manage to make it and reflect on the rest of theatre.

8. When telling someone you like their outfit, one does not say, "Where did you buy it?" One says, "Who makes it?"
This is a concept completely foreign to me, taught to me by the women at work. Brand names? No thanks. Target? I'm there!

9. I like rain, except when I walk to work.
Even though I am stylin' and profilin' in the rain (rockin' argyle rainboots, pumpkin orange raincoat and umbrella adorned with flamingos), walking to work in the rain means that you feel damp for the rest of the day. It means a seeping cold that just doesn't go away. It means runny nose, wet knees and a gray settling over everything. Rain is better when I don't live in a walking city.

10. Ignoring the homeless does not get any easier.
This is very hard for me. But if I gave money to every homeless person I saw, I would literally not have any left. It's incredibly difficult to just stare straight ahead as you walk by someone begging, "Any spare change, miss, help me get something to eat?" I comfort myself by giving to charitable organizations that help the homeless, knowing that were I to give cash to a single person it would probably be spent on alcohol and crack or something they don't need, rather than a hot meal. But I've had some strange encounters with the homeless. Once a man approached Nick and me just as the Walk light changed so we could cross the street. As this man asked if I had any change, I began walking and said, "Sorry, I don't have any." (This is often the truth - I don't usually have cash.) But he called after me, "I wasn't talkin' to you, I was talkin' to him," and went after Nick instead while I escaped. Eeek. But yesterday was the worst, when Nick and I were walking home. As we walked, Nick and I got slightly separated by a group of people. As I walked by a homeless man, he asked if I had any change. I ignored him, and he called after me, using two four-letter words in particular, one of which began with an F and one with a C. Very upsetting.

Essentially, New York is not all about seeing shows and going to class. And while the things I am learning are kinda ridiculous too, they're all things that I have legitimately noticed and thought about. And it's only a partial list. I have learned and realized more, and hopefully will continue to do so. Ideally I'll come home not a completely different person, but more of a person.

Beka is coming to visit me this weekend, so I'm sure you'll all facebook stalk the photos later. :) It's gonna be AMAZING. I'm going to attempt to cram ALL OF NEW YORK in three days. We'll see how it goes, haha. That's a lot to cram.

Bee tea double U: I love Nick's new job. I am reaping the benefits in the form of comp tickets. We saw a fabulous off-Broadway show today called Circle Mirror Transformation. The acting was amazing and the story was very poignant. I actually teared up at one point. Not that this should be shocking. I'll cry at traffic. Literally anything, haha.

I have a play to read before I go to sleep (I have started keeping a list of every play that ever gets mentioned, even in passing, during classes. My goal is to read them all. I realize that this is going to be a long-term goal, but I'm excited about it.) which is sad because I'm literally falling asleep over my keyboard.

Still miss you all MUCHO. Keep in touch! Mail me letters, leave me comments, write on my wall, mail me cash, any combination of the above. All are welcome.
Love, Kelly

Friday, October 2, 2009

Peaked Day!

That title doesn't deserve an exclamation point, but I'm goin' with it. I have motif expectations to which I need to live up.

Unfortunately I am sick. My least favorite thing is being sick away from home. It's weird, but I would be more okay with being sick if it meant I got to be in my family room all day, preferably high on Vicodin again. Ahhhh, the good old days.

This week may actually have been the most low-key week we've had thus far. We didn't see a single Broadway show! (Shocking, I know.) On Sunday we saw A Boy and His Soul, which is at The Vineyard Theatre (across the street from Strasberg, actually). It was fabulous. The writing was excellent and very funny, and a compelling story about a boy coming out to his family interwoven with soul music as a common thread. Very interesting. The show sparked an obnoxious debate at our first seminar meeting. You know the conversation - "What is theatre?" Dana Tarantino maintained that it was "A impersonating B in front of C". Unfortuately, this excludes the memoir aspect of this show and people got all up in arms about it. Yikes.

I had Monday off because of Yom Kippur, which was super fun. I didn't do much, but it was nice to just kind of hang out and do nothing all day. Fallon and I went to Forever 21 though, so I did have a reason to get dressed.

And classes this week were just as hard, but not as overwhelming. It helps that I was completely abandoned by my scene partner, Yael. Let me recap:

At our first acting class, Yael and I were assigned as partners. She is from Israel (the fact that she is foreign is relevant - it comes up later). First day:
Kelly: Hi Yael. When do you think we can get together for our first rehearsal? Maybe in a few days, after we've both read the play?
Yael: Welllllll, I have to get my work schedule. I'll text you tomorrow and let you know.
Kelly: Perfect. Bye!
THREE DAYS LATER--
Text message from Kelly to Yael: Hey, did you get your work schedule?
Yael to Kelly: Yeah, I can only rehearse on Friday at 6:00.

Ummmmmm, for real? Not only are there 983791837 other things I would rather do on a Friday at six than rehearse, that is ONE WEEK AWAY. We will have had class by then! I had to do everything I could to ensure that we wouldn't be picked to perform on Tuesday.

Long story short, I faked losing my voice so we wouldn't have to go and then had to pretend to not have a voice all day so my teacher wouldn't catch on and my karma is one hundred fold. I am sick now, which is bad news bears annnnnnd after class on Tuesday, Yael came into the office to explain that she needed to take a leave of absence!!! I have been rejected and abandoned by my scene partner!

GAAAAHHHHH. It's okay, because I'm just doing a monologue, so I don't have to worry about working around anyone else's schedule, but still scary. I want to live up to Lola Cohen's rather large expectations.

On Wednesday, Nick and I attended the last Back to Broadway event: a panel discussion of famous actresses. We were once again stood up by Sutton Foster (I am DETERMINED to meet her), but Alice Ripley, Bebe Neuwirth (MY FAVORITE), Beth Leavel and Laura Benanti were all there. I can say two things about this panel (well, I could probably say more, but they are mostly all comments because I am a nerdy actor and I think tiny things are fascinating):
A) Beth Leavel and I are destined to become best friends one day and
B) Alice Ripley is INSANE. For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Csm3gy_ukU. Now take that, and add in some more CRAZY. There is a strong possibility she's on CRACK.

And this evening, Nick and I saw Blind Lemon Blues, a show about Lemon Jefferson (a blues singer I had never heard of). The singing and music were very good, even though the show was VERY light on plot and there was one guy in the cast who was potentially being paid in direct proportion to how overdone his expressions were. For real real.

So a generally low-key week. Beka is coming next weeked and I am SO EXCITED. Nick's mom and brother will also be here, which is fab. The 305 is actually going to be packed to the gills because everyone is having people visit next weekend. Not sure where we're going to put everyone. Yikes...

And if you're reading this right after I post it, and you're looking for something to do tomorrow evening, go see The Merchant of Venice at school! Word on the street is that it's marvelous. Hooray!

If you're also really bored, mail me things. I love getting mail. Seriously.

Miss you all!!! Love, Kelly

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Bard Day!

I seriously don't know where time goes. Approximately 39289827 times throughout the week I think to myself, "Self, you should write in your blog this eve!" And then I watch as my friend Amanda wins me a ticket to Hair, or I watch Glee or I sing in the piano lounge with Nick for six or seven hours, or I go to the bakery down the street and buy a cupcake.

All of which are LEGIT. But not so much conducive to updating you on my life.

I had my first week of classes this week. And they were HARD. I literally came home from my first day and couldn't decide if I loved every minute of it, or if I wanted to quit and fly home immediately. But it got better.

Monday: Acting, with Irma Sandrey. Initially I was excited because my teacher's name is Irma. She is a tiny little woman and she seems very self-contained. The classes are structured so that everyone can take any class, so experienced people are in with new students, so I was surrounded by a lot of people who totally knew what they were doing. I was uncomfortable. Yikes. Four hours of relaxation exercises and sensory-perception exercises and scene-partner assigning. LONG TIME.

Tuesday: Acting, with Lola Cohen. Lola is my new obsession. She is warm and loud and passionate and fun and I love her. But the class is essentially a repeat of the day before with one notable exception. Lola had me do an improv with two other (experienced) people in the class and at the end, she said to me, "Great improv work today. You were really great. And anyone good at improv is going to be a marvelous actor." Yay!
Movement for the Actor, with Michael Ryan. I didn't expect to actually sweat - I expected that I was going to be told that I stand with too much tension in my shoulders and lower back and that I should learn to walk better. But we got to dance and jump and frolic. A good time was had by all.

Wednesday: Vocal Production, with Bruce Baumer. To sum up the class, the goal is that I will leave being completely capable of performing in a 350-seat theatre, without a mic. I hope this happens. We didn't actually do much in class, just talked about a lot of random things, like how much the teacher loves Neil LaBute (gag me with a spoon).

Thursday: Dialects, with Barbara Rubin. SO EXCITED. All we did was learn the vowels in the International Phonetic Language, but I will eventually walk out of this class capable of: Standard American, London, Cockney, Irish, Scottish, Australian, French, Spanish, Italian, German, South African and a few more dialects. Hooray!
Singing, with Jan Douglas. The most notable thing that happened was that I discovered that Jan is a man. I had no idea.

And repeat next week. Except I have Monday off, because it's Yom Kippur! Hooray Jewish High Holy Days!

This week was also INCREDIBLY exciting because Nick and I FINALLY saw Hair!!! I wasn't even there for the lottery - our friend Amanda put her name in to aid the Help Kelly and Nick See Hair Fund. And she won!

Needless to say it was amazing. Obviously I don't have the emotional attachment to the show that Nick does, nor have I been living and breathing and waiting for the show for approximately ten months, but it was still brilliant. Beautiful singing, wonderful characterization/total commitment from the actors and an emotional impact made it a fab experience. I couldn't really see the stage, ever, but I got my hair and body touched not once, not twice, NOT THRICE but FOUR TIMES BY ACTORS IN THE SHOW.

Plus at the end, Nick and I got to dance onstage during Let the Sunshine In. I made my Broadway debut this week, haha. (Stay tuned for circa four to ten years and I will hopefully have a REAL Broadway debut.)

This week we also went to a Playwright Panel put on by Back to Broadway. Sarah Ruhl, Keith Huff and Tracy Letts were all in attendance. They wrote In the Next Room (or the vibrator play), A Steady Rain and Superior Donuts respectively. (Tracy is also a man - this seems to be a motif in my life recently.) This panel was fascinating for me, because one of my favorite things in the world is to listen to the writing process of other writers. Kelly equals big nerd. But I like hearing how each person's writing process differs from mine. Because I'm a nerd.

And today we woke up early (Nick's favorite activity - ...sometimes) to rush tickets for Hamlet. We have gotten up early twice thus far and I have not been ready on time either time. (Anyone surprised? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)

Hamlet was also amazing, in a completely different way. It was a well-done Shakespeare in the sense that I understood everything that was going on in spite of what can probably be called a Serious Language Barrier. Jude Law was amazing. He was a very physical Hamlet - he did a lot of hopping and laughing and jumping and frolicking. Rollicking good time for everyone. Except Ophelia.

(Speaking of, she was the only serious disappointment in the show. The woman who played Ophelia wasn't quite as committed as everyone else and her singing was not as fabulous as it could have been and it was sad.)

The light design of Hamlet also did exactly what The Runner Stumbles tried to do, haha. Specific blocks and shafts of light. Luckily in Hamlet, you could actually see faces. I consider this a plus. Broadway: One. Forrest Hutchins: Zero.

I'm sorry this is so horribly long all the time. I get easily distracted during the week and forget to update. I'll try to be better about it. I really will. Cross my heart and hope to die. (But if you put a needle anywhere in, on or around my eye, I will cut you.)
Love you all, Kelly

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Week Day!

Unfortunately, I have not written in this blog for a week. I'm not sure what I did instead, but somehow it managed to take up ALL OF MY TIME.

Work has been pretty good. All the women in the office are super fun and super marvelous. Pat and Joyce are married à la Lauren Perry and Kathleen Egan, and Joyce and I spend most of our time speculating that Emmelina is trying to steal Pat away. There has also been some chaos because every student EVER decided to wait until the last minute to register for classes and everything. So right after orientation has always been super busy.

I had my Strasberg Institute orientation on Friday, which was really fun. I was put in a group with about fifteen other people, and I was the only American, haha. There were tons of accents (including a South African one that made me miss Ruth Goveia) and I was actually feeling slightly out of place. Very odd.

The teacher who ran the orientation was named Hope Arthur and she was a) very talented, b) talking about how she has been teaching at Strasberg for the last 125 years and studied under Lee Strasberg himself and c) slightly batty. (Read: HILARIOUS). She had some serious presence. She walked in wearing a polyester pant suit decorated with palm trees, done in the same colors as my phone – pinks and lime greens and oranges. The pants and the shirt were the same pattern - sensory OVERLOAD. But we learned a bunch of relaxation techniques and some Strasberg history and about how we are going to be taught to lose our "habits of inexpression". Which I am all about.

But it was funny, because she talked about how no one makes any big gestures anymore. She talked about how no one completely extends their arms to gesticulate when talking and how people don't express anything anymore. And I thought to myself, "Obvi, Hope Arthur and I do not spend enough time together." And then later on in the day, I accidentally smacked a man while I was telling Nick a story and I felt really bad about smacking this (slightly intimidating) stranger. So I scampered away right quick.

We've also seen lots of shows recently, including Naked Boys Singing (yup, they were naked. And they sang and danced. I knew it was going to happen, but there was no time to emotionally prepare. They entered on stage in the dark, and they were NAKED - I was NOT READY for such gratuitous nudity). It was really funny, even though only about half of the boys were good singers and only one was ridiculously attractive (there were about four more who received admirable but not excellent scores on the standard 1 to 10 scale and the rest were all of "take it or leave it" quality).

And we saw A Steady Rain, which has just begun previewing this week. Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were both excellent and the writing of the show was FLAWLESS. All in all, an excellent experience. We are going show-viewing CRAZY, which I do NOT hate. But my RA paycheck betta arrive soon, because if not, Imma run out of money quite soon.

And last but not least: TODAY! We went to Coney Island! A dream come true for me. I ate funnel cake, rode the CYCLONE and saw all the locations in the season finale of Law & Order: SVU where Stuckey killed all those people. We saw the scary ride that Finn and Munch rode together and everything. It was really cool, actually, even though it sounds kind of lame. I’ll be the first to admit it: I am obsessed with SVU. It might be unhealthy.

So I paid eight dollars to ride a roller coaster today, and I do NOT regret it. TOTALLY worth it. It was slightly rickety, but fab anyway. LOVES IT.

My first day of classes is tomorrow, and I'm very excited. Acting from 1:30 - 5:30 with Irma Sandrey. Hopefully I learn a lot and make new friends! Yay! But there is a strong possibility that I will be trying to perform scenes from The Glass Menagerie with someone who has a strong Eastern European accent. This is potentially a win-win situation. :)

Miss you all! Sorry this is slightly long and unnecessary. But I wanted to update one week in one post. Kinda difficult. Hopefully I’ll be better about writing from now on. Because so much happens all the time, and I want to be able to tell you all about everything.
Love, Kelly